A velvet melvin is blowjob given by a toothless meth whore. If you're lucky, said meth whore will have bleeding puss filled herpes sores in her mouth.
"ay bro, im stopping to get velvet melvin. brb
Tickling a woman's clitoris with a beard.
Man Calvin's beard was filthy, he must have gave Cindy a Velvet Melvin.