| 1. | Velocycraptor | ||
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When your partner defecates on your big toe, and you drag it across their chest. Dude i gave your girlfriend a velocycraptor last night, she moaned like a banshee.
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| 2. | Banana Hammock | ||
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A type of underwear worn by high school football players trying to get a competitive edge on their competition by wearing less fabric, therefore creating less friction. Bro, sweet game last night!
Ya dude, it was all thanks to our banana hammocks! |
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