Velocycraptor
Velocycraptor by osallamalickum March 12, 2009
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Velociraptor
Velociraptors are the most intelligent species of dinosaurs. 12,000 years ago, they built high-tech civilizations and were far more advanced than humans are today. However, their version of the Cold War forced most of the velociraptors to escape into space once a high caliber explosive was sent their way. Being such an advanced civilization, the velocirators were able to survive in space and travel from planet to planet. This explosive was responsible for the extinction of every dinosaur (except for the velociraptors, of course). Although the other extremely-advanced velociraptors blamed the explosion on a meteorite, they died from starvation and life was restarted. Now, there are space dinosaurs.
"I met a velociraptor"
Velociraptor by Pie Stealer May 16, 2014
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sexual velociraptor
Dude 1: Emma's already leaving the party with that dude? she only met him 5 minutes ago.
Dude 2: yeah man, shes a total sexual velociraptor.
Dude 1: Clever girl
Dude 2: yeah man, shes a total sexual velociraptor.
Dude 1: Clever girl
sexual velociraptor by SexyDinosaur January 30, 2017
Cat Velociraptor
a girl that never stops laughing. she dresses up just for the fun of it and usually wears mismatched socks. She makes funny faces and is good at imitating anime characters. usually a super duper fast sprinter. often from texas or so cal. funny, crazy, loud, makes me smile.
Cat Velociraptor by tiger tigger November 12, 2009
Velociraptor
Person #1: I love velociraptors.
Person #2: I don't love velociraptors.
Person #1: Well everyone else does, so fuck you.
Person #2: I don't love velociraptors.
Person #1: Well everyone else does, so fuck you.
Velociraptor by Bucketheadfan94 December 31, 2008
velociraptor with jet-pack and scissors
A velociraptor with a jet-pack attached to it, with scissors.
normally used to kill everything in a room or open space, may be more dangerous than an a-bomb...if used properly.
no one knows where it was first invented, but there is a theory that it was created by the nazis while researching the effects of chlorine on kittens.
normally used to kill everything in a room or open space, may be more dangerous than an a-bomb...if used properly.
no one knows where it was first invented, but there is a theory that it was created by the nazis while researching the effects of chlorine on kittens.
velociraptor with jet-pack and scissors by that guy you dont really know April 19, 2010