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Velcrosnuggle 

When two people snuggle so hard in their sleep that to pull them apart would be like pulling apart velcro.
Bob and Dave velcrosnuggled the night away in the sleeping bag.
Velcrosnuggle by ThoreauInSF September 25, 2013
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Shoes with velcro fasten straps instead of shoe laces, ideal for getting naked at fast speeds in because you don't have to untie your shoes. Definitely a worthwhile purchase.
Velcros by Yung Corduroy September 19, 2010
girly girls who just hang around the schools monkey bars and and hog them
those velckrows over there are just so mean I mean what if I want to go on the monkey bars
velckrows by ibrokemearm10 November 11, 2020

velcrosex 

When two partners are about to get intimite a.k.a. canoodle and both have extremly lage amounts of pubic hair. so much that it sticks to one another
man me and sally just had the kinkiest velcrosex

or

i hate velcrosex, makes my dick hole chafe
velcrosex by Dylan Bartlett February 26, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026