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VeganScienceGuy 

Vegan troll who exhibits low self esteem, depression, and anger issues. Many displays of cognitive dissonance. Likely did not receive any love from family.
VeganScienceGuy doesn’t eat meat and thus he suffers from depression.

Vegans Assumption Fallacy

A vegan must never assume that something is vegan unless and until it's confirmed to be vegan.
A vegan realised that he/she consumed a non-vegan product by failing to check the ingredients label, therefore falling prey to "Vegans Assumption Fallacy".

vegansexual 

Vegan people who will only have sexual intercourse with other vegans
He is a vegansexual
vegansexual by CloFri March 7, 2018

Vegans Taste Better 

A saying referring to the hypothesis that the semen of vegan men tastes better than of meat/dairy-eating men.

It also refers to the idea that vegan women have better tasting vaginas than meat/dairy-eating women

There has been some research supporting this but most evidence is anecdotal.
I ate out this vegan chick last night and its true what they say; vegans taste better!

vegansexual 

Extremely compassionate, passionate, and sexy people who engage in sexual activities with people don't consume animals or anything that comes from an animal. They believe that engaging in sexual activities with omnivores is hypocritical, especially since they live to keep their bodies' free of all and any animal biproducts; which are technically in any omnivore's bodily secretions.
Wow, since you are a vegansexual, you look almost good enough to eat!
vegansexual by toughtofu August 25, 2008
they just press their views on you

LITERALLY the other day went to a wedding, the bride was vegan and boom all the food was vegan 30+ people disappointed
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE YOU IMPERIALIST VEGANS