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That I've, or That I have.
An "uber contraction". It could be the migraine that've had from staring at the forums for most of the day.
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| 2. | someone tells me you've been | ||
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A secondhand account of complaint, usually from a person of authority, or by someone who's the teacher's pet (if at school). A sentence of doom. Can happen if you've been sexually harrassing the teacher's daughter, sticking aluminum foil into electrical outlets, shoplifting, etc. "Someone tells me you've been putting foil in the outlets at school. If you don't respect electicity, I can't let you have electronics in your room." "Someone tells me you've been mooning the principal. Don't you know you can get arrested for that?"
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| 3. | I've'd | ||
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a spoonerismd contraction of the phrase I'd've I've'd done it this way.
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| 4. | wouldn't've | ||
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A compound contraction for "would not have". Also see couldn't've and shouldn't've. I was going to explain the whole thing to him, but he wouldn't've understood.
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| 5. | shouldn't've | ||
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Compound contraction of "should not have". Also see wouldn't've and couldn't've. You shouldn't've said that, now Grandma's really mad!
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| 6. | i can't believe you've done this | ||
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Something uttered by British people after they've been suckered punched. Usually preceded by the exclamation "Aw fuck", and accompanied by a look of complete bewilderment. British guy: Blah Blah Blah Blah
British guy's friend: *punches British guy in the face* British guy: "Aw FUCK, I can't believe you've done this!" |
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| 7. | This is how bored I've gotten | ||
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Somthing a dick neck might say almost everyday because he has nothing else better to say and its 'how bored i've gotten' Dick Neck: This is how bored i've gotten
Everybody: OMG STFU! |
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