| 1. | akana | ||
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A online nick used to describe an ignorant homosexual. Dang Vaunter, you act just like akana at times.
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| 2. | Cannon Fairy | ||
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Braggart. Literal english translation of the Hokkien phrase "Tua Pao Sian". Don't believe everything he said, that guy is a cannon fairy!
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| 3. | braggot | ||
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A person that practices one-upmanship and name-dropping. This person is compelled to elevate their status by trumping the experiences of others with their own supposedly personal stories that are usually more intense, on a grander scale or connected to a famous person or event. These persons expect others to believe their stories regardless of how far-fetched or improbable. You: "I have some old Nirvana vinyl records in my collection."
Braggot: "I saw Nirvana and even hung out with Kurt Cobain. It was awesome." You: "But you were born in 1992 and Cobain died in 1994." Braggot: "Yeah, I was really young but my mom's boyfriend took me to the show and he had backstage passes because he was tight with Kurt. I remember all kinds of stuff from when I was only 2 years old." |
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| 4. | Peguin | ||
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Peguin is an exotic FLUFFY fowl that is deficient in alcohol dehydrogenase-1 found indigenous to the island of Oahu. These birds are known to be slow, but pride themselves in upper body strength. Legend has it they can do one pull-up. It is also a known fact they are much slower than Morulas. To avoid being trampled, they often wait an extra 10 minutes as an evolutionary survival habit to avoid being trampled. The Peguin are a sociable species, often traveling in a group of six. They are known to make a lot of noise, but produce little in terms of results. Colloquially, someone is a Peguin if they can talk the talk but can't walk the walk. Person 1: Dude, you spelled penguin wrong.
Person 2: No, it's a freaking bird that's indigenous to Hawaii. Person 1: We'll burn you at the race tomorrow, Person 2 Person 2: Bring it on Peguin. Person 1: yo, yo yo, let's do Jagerbombs. Person 2: Let's do it, first one is on me. Person 1: uh... hahaha, I was joking. Person 2: Fucking Peguin. |
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