A dirty word for vagina. Some may choose to use this word to describe a nasty or "torn up" vagina. Others may choose to use this to describe a mal-odorous vagina. This word is all-encompassing for vaginas in general. Good or bad.
I was at the strip club the other night and this chick had the nastiest varmus you could imagine. OR

My new girl has the nicest varmus I have ever seen.
by thedouche March 6, 2009
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