A vanmobile is epitome of vehicular coolness. Not to be mistaken for the soccer mom van, a vanmobile is sleek and sexy. Its engine purrs with raw sex appeal. The light that shines off the body glistens with awsumsauce.
Lina: Oh Jon you're such a soccer mom driving that van around.
Jon: Pffttt maybe when you drive it. I drive the vanmobile and make it look good!