| 1. | vanitize | ||
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The act of abbreviating or sometimes lengthening a word, phrase, name or idea for use on a vehicle license (vanity) plate in order to fit the message into the space allowed (usually 7-8 characters) or because the correct spelling is already taken by another license plate owner. "Hey, I got my Mississippi Native vanity plate the other day!"
"How did you vanitize that for the plate?" "It's MSNATV" |
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| 2. | VIOZIO9 | ||
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Stay away from any driver who has this license plate. It's POISON spelled backward! Whoever has that VIOZIO9 for a vanity plate must be a real nut!
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| 3. | phuc hu | ||
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Faux-Vietnamese way of attempting to say "Fuck you". May or may not get past the DMV when used on a vanity plate. Hmmmm----if a Vietnamese guy has a name like Phuc Hu, can he get away with it on a license plate in New York?
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| 4. | SEAEWENT | ||
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Pronounced "see yooh en tee", this is another very sneaky way of spelling "cunt" on a vanity plate. How is it that IAMJESUS gets banned on a license plate but not SEAEWENT here?
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| 5. | platerazzi | ||
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Members of the website "Vanity Plates: Creepiness in 8 Characters or Less" on blogspot who stalk cars with vanity plates and take pictures of them. Passenger: Uh, honey?
Driver: Yes? Passenger: I think there are some members of the platerazzi behind us trying to take pictures of our vanity plate, DOUCHEBG |
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| 6. | FCOUGH | ||
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An all-too-obvious way to say "Fuck off" on a vanity license plate when one thinks the DMV won't know what it means. Someone has "FCOUGH" on her license plate. Soon she'll have a complaint letter sent to the DMV!
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| 7. | FYUOCUK | ||
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Sneaky way of saying "Fuck you" on a license plate: the first, third, fifth, and seventh letters are FUCK and the second, fourth, and sixth are YOU. I wonder if that guy in front of us got any complaint letters from the DMV: his license plate says "FYUOCUK".
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