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vanilla cream on a warm apple pie  

this refers to smegma which is bacteria, vaginal secretions and debris that collect within labia minora, usually in someone that doesn't take many showers.
That girl is really nasty and she's a real vanilla cream on a warm apple pie

sparkling vanilla cream soda 

Really really really weird tasting stuff.
possible drugs. idn ask A and W
Fred- Wow i just drank sparkling vanilla cream soda
Bob- Awesome i heard that shit was bangin.
Joe- What fucktards.

Hit vanilla cream to help out with your self esteem 

(a black person, undeniably a male) to ejaculate and rub their semen on themselves to try to look white.
Hit vanilla cream to help out with your self esteem

Chocolate and vanilla cream 

When someone has anal sex with someone else with a condom. They cum in the condom. There is now shit on the outside and cum on the inside of the condom. Someone then, usually the one getting fucked, licks off the shit and drinks the cum.
Man that anal sex was great last night, until she tried to get me to do a chocolate and vanilla cream.

vanilla ice cream 

a delicious, but basic flavor of ice cream. it is not something else you sick fucks.
"Jerry and I went to go to Carvel to eat some vanilla ice cream! Don't worry, it wasn't jizz, like urban dictionary's definitions!"

vanilla ice cream cone 

Used to describe a bland uneventful person. Much like the flavor of ice cream this person lacks excitement, but in their life. Usual causes include; holding a stable job, having children and being involved, having good mental health, having stable relationships. This state of being, frankly, lacks flavor.
After I told my brother in-law that the only thing he had ever given his children is diabetes he called me a vanilla ice cream cone.
vanilla ice cream cone by PnBOX November 11, 2021