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gay. i mean like really gay. etymology: from Mr. Lavancha, a gay teacher caught with gay porn on his computer when he accidentally showed it to one of his senior classes at fordham prep. also can be seen with the word mad in front of it to intensify the meaning
Aww that kid is mad vanch... hes almost as bad as lavancha
vanch by cahrlie December 28, 2005

Vancheetahfied 

The act of being drilled (hit) by a van and a cheetah at the same time or by two separate acts. (Once by a van then by a cheetah).
Girl 1: I was drilled by a van the other day, then today I was drilled by a cheetah.

Girl 2: No Way!!! You were Vancheetahfied!!!!
Vancheetahfied by BEBKillerz July 7, 2010

Vanhynsteined 

Verb- the act of getting so drunk you become zombie or Frankenstein-like. Usually achieved through consumption of large ammounts of high-proof liquor. Not necessarily a well-received manuever, it should not be attempted regularly unless one wishes to be removed from future guest lists.
"Dude you see Tom earlier? He was straight Vanhynsteined off that Sailor Jerrys.....started scarin the females.."
Super cool girl. A little bossy! And sassy too! Best eyebrows ever.
That Vancy is Boss and I like her eyebrows too.
vancy by Pammy G January 4, 2018

Vanchoodle 

A very small penis, one so small it scarcely exists.
She pulled down his pants and tried hard not to laugh as she revealed his pitiful Vanchoodle. It was so small she was embarassed for him.
Vanchoodle by Captain Claw Hammer September 19, 2011

Vancheetahfied 

The act of being drilled (hit) by a van and a cheetah at the same time or by two separate acts. (Once by a van then by a cheetah).
Girl 1: I was drilled by a van the other day, then today I was drilled by a cheetah.

Girl 2: No Way!!! You were Vancheetahfied!!!!
Vancheetahfied by BEBKillerz July 7, 2010