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Robin van persie'd 

To be injured for a period of more than a few months, despite ironically starting to look like a class act. Generally applied to footballers.
"Did you see Jack Wilshere play for Arsenal in the pre-season friendlies?" "Didn't you hear? He's been Robin Van Persie'd. We won't see him again for six months."
Robin van persie'd by Matty78brown October 19, 2011

Robin van Persie 

A striker who plays for Arsenal FC. Wears the number 10 shirt and comes from Holland.

robin van persie 

a perfect human being, both as a person aswell as in his career.
"Woah, pizza, you're almost as perfect as Robin van Persie! Almost."
robin van persie by martuu18 January 11, 2012

VanPersie 

"VanPersie" (verb): to single-handedly save the day
1)Hey you're lucky I VanPersied you in the exams otherwise there was no way you'd have passed.
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2) Dude, you would've been in deep trouble had I not VanPersied you at the right time!!
VanPersie by wondergunner November 20, 2011

VanPersie 

"VanPersie" (verb): to single-handedly save the day.
E.g: 1)Hey you're lucky I totally VanPersied you in the exams otherwise there was no way you'd have passed.
2) Dude, you would've been in deep shit had I not VanPersied you at the right time!!
VanPersie by Suhel GMZ November 20, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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