To be injured for a period of more than a few months, despite ironically starting to looklike a class act. Generally applied to footballers.
"Did you see Jack Wilshere play for Arsenal in the pre-season friendlies?" "Didn't you hear? He's been Robin Van Persie'd. We won't see him again for six months."
1)Hey you're lucky I VanPersied you in the exams otherwise there was no way you'd have passed.
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2) Dude, you would've been in deeptrouble had I not VanPersied you at the right time!!
E.g: 1)Hey you're lucky I totally VanPersied you in the exams otherwise there was no way you'd have passed.
2) Dude, you would've been in deep shit had I not VanPersied you at the right time!!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.