van der merwe

someone who studies the mysterious properties of metholated spirits.

random guy: "WTF is she doing!!!???"
random chik: "She is studying really hard for her metho exam."
guy: "What a van der merwe"

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Chris VAn Der merwe

a Fluffy guy that likes to eat hardly shares and makes strange noises while eating

another word for Chinese dick

hey its's chris van der merwe we him Rollin over with his Chinese dick

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A man with a big butt, I desires for his nipples to be pinched and that butt to be poked and grabbed.

Yeah I got myself a vandermerwe

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