A woman with a party favor for a bush.
I tagged Brewer's mom last night and man, she's got a huge van bramer! I had to floss for like an hour after munching on that carpet.
by Sean November 18, 2003
an excessively hairy vagina, that needs a weed whacker taken to it, before you part the meat curtains.
Toss me the hedge trimmers Jose' I've gotta take down that van bramer.
by St. Joe November 11, 2003
a woman with a very large bush. See also chiapet, hairpie.
did you see the van bramer on that cougar?
by St. Joe November 04, 2003