vampirony

1. n. Irony, but only for vampires.

Dude, Bill was turned into a vampire last night.

What? That's terrible. Bill can't stand the sight of blood.

That is some irony for you.

You mean, vampirony, don't you?

I hate you so much right now.

vampirony by picc285 May 8, 2019

vampirekin 

A person who spiritually identifies as a Vampire. They may experience symptoms like desiring blood, or feeling 'phantom' fangs when they 'shift' (feeling more like their kin(the creature they identify as)).

The person may also take part in Vampirism, and feed off people. Either by drinking blood (human(from a willing donor) or animal) or by feeding off someone's energy.

1) Have you heard they are a member of the Otherkin community?
2) That's cool; what kintype are they?
1) Vampirekin

2) Huh! I've been meaning to find out more about the Otherkin community...

vampirekin by Sophi118 June 26, 2021

VampireNinjaKitty 

a creature who has the powers of a vampire, hides and kicks butt like a ninja, and is a cute a little kitty

That cute little VampireNinjaKitty just sucked your blood and kicked your butt!

VampireNinjaKitty by kiba234 June 24, 2008

Vampireland

The country of Romania.

"Bucharest is the capital of Vampireland."

Vampireland by RoundenBrown May 10, 2019

Vampireing 

When a girl asks you to give her head while she's on her period.

Guy 1: So, my girlfriend asked me to eat her out last night.
Guy 2: So... you did?
Guy 1: Fuck no! She's on her period n shit. I ain't no fuckin Edward Cullen. I wasn't about go vampireing.
Guy 2: Good shit. Everyone knows periods = blow job city.
Guy 1: Fuck Yeah!

Vampireing by Not a Vampire August 10, 2009

Vampironmentalism 

A Vampiric social movement regarding concerns for environmental conservation and improvement of the state of the environment for their future.

Guy: I joined an Environmentalist group for Vampires.
Girl: I hate Environmentalists.
Guy: Don't worry, I'm a Vampironmentalist.

Girl: What the fuck is Vampironmentalism?
Guy: Vampires are going to be around for a long time, we don't want the planet to turn into a barren hellscape.

Vampironmentalism by Blood Light August 23, 2010

vampiregfz 

SO SMART SO CUTE SO NICE SO EVERYTHING

WE LOVE VAMPIREGFZ

vampiregfz is spiderman

vampiregfz by gonegirldiary April 4, 2021