The large breast of a Gothic girl.
"Holy shit, look at the Vampire Biscuits on that girl"
by Bethany Parks and Rob nourse March 14, 2008
A tampon! - a vampire's favorite tasty treat. Can apply to un-used versions as well, but they are not nearly as tasty.
"Dammit Annie, why did you pack a whole bag full of vampire biscuits? We're only going camping for 2 days!?!
by BeltFedWeapon July 22, 2009