ValsPals 

A term used broadly and often inaccurately to define a person or group of persons whom embody the concepts of ignorance, violence, alcoholism, and destruction of public properties. These people, regardless of race, run there mouths, talk trash, and are self-centered and have no regard for other human beings.

I saw ValsPals at the club last night stirring the pot and causing trouble with innocent customers.

ValsPals by John2021 August 24, 2020

Valparaiso University 

A small, private university in the midwest that is acknowledged for its academic rigor. It is this level of academic rigor that attracts intelligent, usually introverted, school-loving students.

Sam: Did you decide on Valparaiso University or University of Michigan?

Matt: Valparaiso.

Sam: Why are you going there?

Matt: Because I love school and do not care for interacting with other humans.

Valparaiso University by TrappedAtVU July 29, 2012

Valparaiso country club

The finest country club in all of northwest Indiana. It has one of the most beautiful golf courses in the country kept up by arguably the greatest groundscrew of all time.

I’m going to play a round of eighteen at Valparaiso Country Club

Valparaiso country club by Treshawndeandre69 June 28, 2022

Valparaiso Viking

the act shaving a woman's private areas and gluing them to a mans face.

"Wow look at the beard on Jim!"
"no, i gave him a Valparaiso viking last night"

Valparaiso Viking by thafuq November 6, 2014

Valparaiso 

A white city in Indiana. Very white. Also, straight. Their flag has a church on it because of all the churches. Hell, even the university has a goddamn church!

Basically if you're not white, rich, straight, cis, law-abiding, and generally a cookie-cutter professional they hate you. Hell, for awhile even in 2010 there was a giant swastika in the entrance to the city.

Valparaiso is a hellhole

Valparaiso by Ihmisen March 5, 2011

Valparaiso 

It has many luxury neighborhoods, like Shorewood, or there are dumps like Salt Creek Commons. But they have decent schools and have decent enough people, I guess.

In Valparaiso we also call it Valpo, because we are to lazy to say the rest of the name!

Valparaiso by Salt Creek Liver January 11, 2011

Valparaiso 

A Jesuit word for a Nun's vagina.

Dan: do you think that Nun has ever used that thing?
James: what thing?
Dan: her puss
James: oh, you mean her Valparaiso...probably not.

Valparaiso by db_54 March 21, 2015