A small town in the middle of cornfields, the biggest excitment on a friday night is the high school football game. Where you give derections based on the one and only stop light in town. Know for more bars than churchs.
There is never anything going on in Spring Valley Illinois, well except for the football game.
by the one and only panda February 9, 2010
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An extremely racist town full of trigger happy rednecks and drug addicts. The biggest town features are the Dairy Queen and gas stations.
I'm never going back to spring valley, mn ever again.
by okaybuthowaboutnot January 26, 2017
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