Vajanice

A gigantically enormous vagina. usually comes on an older woman who also has monstrous knockers, which are great for motor boating.

Oh my god brandon, your mother definitely has a vajanice, just look at those titties.

Vajanice by Quajew April 19, 2011

vajanus 

On the female body, the area of interest that includes the vagina and the anus...both of which may be used for penetration during sexual activity.


or


A derogatory nickname for someone who is a douchebag.

"Hey dude, that chick is hot!"
"Yea man, I'm gonna stick it in her vajanus"


"Matt, why do you have to be such a vajanus and trim all by yourself?!"

vajanus by hypemo7 February 28, 2009

Vajanice

The black version of Karen

She’s standing there looking like a total vajanice

Vajanice by Puterway May 4, 2022

vajanitor 

a slang term for "douche", saying she wouldn't just need a douche, but a vajanitor.

"she wasn't so fresh, i think she should invest in a vajanitor."

vajanitor by notmyrealname444 September 1, 2011

VaJanus 

the {vagina},or {vajayjay}, or {pussy}, and {anal sex} combo. in one session. not to be mistaken with the {dp}

The girl was a slut, she gave me the
VaJanus on the first date.

You never do the VaJanus combo with a bar slut.

I need to wash my VaJanus. it smells like something died.

VaJanus by drew hew December 16, 2008

vajenis 

A good word for scrabble

Cameron played vajenis. Wow good word!

vajenis by ScrabbleMaster2000 January 17, 2017

The cat’s vajanas 

Someone or something that is excellent and deserving of praise. A semi-crude but subtle crossover of the phrases “the cat’s ass” and “the cats pyjamas” pronounced similar to pyjamas but contextually a felines vagina. To be used when in the company of likeminded peers that can be crass but in a PG-13 language setting where “the cat’s ass” might be too strong a use of language (with children present or around clergy members for example).

Bill: Hey Tom, I saw you pull up to the school in a new Lincoln Aviator. What do you think of the massaging seats?
Bill’s 6 year old son Bobby: Dad, what’s an Aviator?
Bill: It’s a very nice car, son . . . Well, Tom. What do you think of them?
Tom: Honestly, their the cat’s vajanas.

The cat’s vajanas by Dr. Jett January 12, 2023