We've all heard of the cock tower theory. Now we have the vagina canyon theory. Take the average depth of a vagina (5") and multiply by the number of women you have slept with, if you cannot climb out of your canyon, then you my friend are a man whore.
Dude where's Anthony?
Oh, he got caught up with that hooker down on 3rd.
Shit, I hope he's ok, I heard a group of boyscouts got lost in her canyonesque vagina just last week.
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The Canyon Vagina is the typical BBW Vagina form, being molded by a generous, plane mons veneris. Due to the plus size body type of a female, she often has meatier, bigger outer labias and petite inner ones, creating a magnificent view of a tiny, outstanding pussy engulfed in a majestic, cavernous canyon of pure lust when she spreads her legs.
"Her canyonvagina is an as mesmerizing beauty of nature as the grand canyon, making me want to spend my vacation nowhere else."
"I can't handle the view of her arising canyon pussy, it's to hot for me"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.