| 1. | fanny lips | ||
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Cute (not often used) term for vaginal lips. Check out this centerfold, her fanny lips are spread as far as that wall over there!
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| 2. | toaster lips | ||
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vaginal lips that are so large and dangly that they could easily be inserted into the two sides of a toaster. Wolfgang's mom's toaster lips are so big, I wear them like earmuffs when I'm going down on her.
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| 3. | Wally In A Basket | ||
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There are two requirements for one to be able to perform a wally in a basket.
#1: The partner on which you perform a wally in a basket must be female, and must have pubic hair which is longer than usual. #2: You, the performer, must be capable of creating long logs of fecal matter on command or, in this case, when incredibly turned on. When performing any sexual act around a female during which the female has her vagina exposed, one must use the abundance of pubic hair that said female has, and pull the hair to make a basket shape surrounding the lips of the vagina. After this form has been created, one then turns around, and lays a long log of fecal matter in this basket shape, but parallel to the lips of the vagina; essentially this log is on top of the vaginal lips, but the hope is that the pubic hair, in its basket shape, has covered the lips almost entirely. The result is a wally in a basket. Hi Jon, how was work today?
Well Mike, it was superb. Oh yeah, Jon? How is that? Well Mike, I took my secretary's pubic hair, made a basket shape out of it, then laid a log along the lips of her vagina simulating a log of shit in a basket on her genitals- a Wally in a Basket. Wow Jon, I wish I had your life. |
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| 4. | Bunny lips | ||
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A woman's vaginal lips meat curtains that hang down "Damn, I love seeing her Bunny lips wrapped around my shaft!"
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| 5. | Zombie Lips | ||
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Vaginal lips that are so old, and unused that they look dead. That bitch is so old she has zombie lips.
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| 6. | stoon | ||
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A girl with a birth defect of the female anatomy, which causes the vaginal lips to expand up to five times of there original mass. Golly! her vagina lips are that of a stoon.
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| 7. | Walrus Lips | ||
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Slang term for female vaginal lips, not always excessively large or stretched from child birth. Walrus lips are not age specific or race specific but the term may be used as a replacement for camel toe. Phrasing associated to striking resemblance between the lips of the vagina and that of an actual walrus. "Hey girl what's up with them Walrus Lips!"
"I'm about to go home to my woman and tear up them walrus lips." "How'd you get them walrus lips??" Camel ToeBeef CurtainsMeat CurtainsMeat PocketRoast Beef LipsChewed up bubble gum |
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