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the phrase you say when your verry pissed or hurt your self.

Person 1: ahhhh vagina fuck napples!!!!!!!!!

person 2: What happened

person 1: i sutbbed my toe

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donkey-fuck vagina

A vagina that is very loose as if it has been fucked by a donkey.

Shit son.. that hoe was so loose. She had a donkey-fuck vagina.

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getting a cd right in your vagina and a cd player in your ass while wearing armor

that cd warrior fuck face vagina was pretty intense

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A rare monster species that is very dangerous and has the appearance of a very hairy vagina.

Person 1: Dude! I got attacked by the fuck fluffy vaginas the other night.
Person 2: You're lucky to be alive!

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If you're here than you are an organism in this universe that exists.

Omg I typed "Poop fuck porn penis vagina cunt fart pee cum jizz qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm" and something actually came out lmao

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Vaginal Vulcan Jedi mind fuck= when your woman uses her pussy to fuck your mind and the time space continuum up, leaving you paralyzed.

Dude, me and the girlfriend were arguing last night, then she pulled the vaginal Vulcan Jedi mind fuck on me, I'm out $600 bucks.

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The diminutive (and more appropriate) colloquial name of Fuquay-Varina, a town in North Carolina

I've got a booty call in Fuckway-Vagina tonight

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