cold vagina 

(n.) A term used to describe deliberate inattentiveness on the part of a female, typically given as punishment for something said or done on the part of a man; analogous to the "cold shoulder" in men

John: I hooked up with Amy at that party last Saturday and Sarah found out.

Dave: Aww dude, that sucks!

John: Yeah, she's been giving me the cold vagina ever since.

cold vagina by Doc. Chim Richalds December 8, 2010

Cold Hairless Vaginal Virginity 

The opposite of hot furry anal sex. (Hairless is better than Skinless)

Man, you still watch Hot Furry Anal Sex? Get good and watch some Cold Hairless Vaginal Virginity.

Cold Hairless Vaginal Virginity by Foiloiup December 14, 2022

Vaginacology

The unofficial, non-scientific study of the female vagina where males assume to know what a woman's vagina will look, smell, or taste like without prior intimate knowledge.

Made popular by Vaginacology.com

vaginacologist, someone who believes themselves studied in vaginacology.

I know my vaginacology, that chick shaves it bald.

Vaginacology by ReverendBob June 10, 2009

Vaginacologist

Someone who believes themselves well studied in the non-scientific study of vaginacology, typically by virtue of having seen so many vaginas.

I've seen so many pussies I'm a freakin' vaginacologist.

Vaginacologist by ReverendBob June 10, 2009

vaginaconda 

A woman who traps you with her sneaky snatch & squeezes & squeezes until you have no breath left.

Watch out for her. She'll put that vaginaconda on you & you'll never escape.

vaginaconda by skillcrane December 4, 2014

vaginacologist

A physician primarily concerned with the female 'flower'. Also can be known as a 'box doctor'.

"Dr. Scott Walters, Vaginacologist. At your cervix!"

vaginacologist by Redshark July 30, 2003

Vaginacologist

The study of vaginas. Usually for pleasure instead of work and sometimes used as a fake profession in an attempt to hook up with a chick.

Wriju actually tried to pick up a chick by telling them he was a vaginacologist.

Vaginacologist by misterjenkins April 19, 2012