Vagazzling is an adjective describing an aesthetic made famous in self-portraits by several New Zealand-based artists. The juxtaposition of a hairy face with full beard and untamed mustache, soft wet and pink baby-pouting lips and some trashy little girl's cheap shiny jewellery strung between this horribly delicious mash-up can be described as vagazzling...
1. His portraiture can be described as 'vagazzling'.
2. That's so vagazzling I feel ill and aroused at the same time.
3. Like looking at hairy candy! Ugh! Vagazzling...
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!