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Vag-Blocked 

The opposite of cock blocked.
A.K.A. a female fuck blockage.
Those dudes totally vag-blocked me from jumping on that dick. boo yah.
Vag-Blocked by Erlexa April 29, 2008
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black witch vag 

a crazy bitch who loves to hit on guys, even thought she has a boyfriend. this girl will make her interest in said guy obvious by constant facebook postings on his wall, status updates, picture albums solely dedicated to him, etc. the black witch vag is known for her crippling effects on male genitalia, leading many other women to be disgusted by the man once he has been involved with the crazy black witch vag.
guy 1 : "did you see sara last night?"
guy 2 : "yeah, i heard her and her black witch vag were trying to bang some guy last night...doesnt she have a boyfriend?"
black witch vag by CJ K February 21, 2011

Vagblock 

Vagblocking (v.)

The act that is done when a girl is flirting with a boy and another girl comes over and interrupts the conversation, trying to keep them from talking/flirting (for the simple fact that she is jealous.)
Alex and Amanda are talking and flirting with one another at a party when Jenny approaches the conversation.
Jenny: Hey what's going on over here?
Amanda: Don't vagblock me!
Vagblock by Alittlehammie November 17, 2010

Vagblock 

1. The act of any person preventing a female from engaging in any type of sexual act. Synonymous with cockblock, only with a female.
"Did you hear about Stacy, she totally vagblocked me last night when I was trying to hook up with that guy!"

"What a bitch!"
Vagblock by ThatSexyShyGirl August 20, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026