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va te faire foutre 

Literally, 'Go do / make yourself.' One of the most vulgar forms of dismissal in the French language. To execute the gesture, make a fist with the right hand, and extend the arm out straight, parallel to the ground, fingers up. With the left hand open, slap the right bicep just above the elbow while raising the right forearm upwards to 90 degrees. Known as the 'Bras d'honneur.'

Roughly equivalent to fuck off, go fuck yourself, up yours, etc.
While stopped at a red light, the person behind you honks their horn for you to move. You give them the Bras d'honneur, and shout through the open window, 'Va te faire foutre, putain d'espèce d'enculé!'
va te faire foutre by Kyle359 April 29, 2006

Va te faire foutre 

"Fuck you" or, more literally, "Go fuck yourself"

This is the correct conjugation of the verb 'aller' because this is an imperative sentence. The imperative form of 'aller' in the second person is 'va.' I had to clarify this because there is another definition on this site, where the author vehemently states that it is 'Vas te faire foutre' and that is pretty obviously incorrect (for anybody who got past the first week of French 101).
Tu n'es qu'un con...va te faire foutre, putain de connard!

fous le camp, fiche-moi la paix, va te faire enculer, tu me fais chier, je t'emmerde
Va te faire foutre by funkmunky December 30, 2006

va te faire foutre 

Va te faire foutre enculé !
va te faire foutre by Marianne January 18, 2004

Va te faire foutre! 

'Go fuck yourself' in French (singular)

Alternatively "Allez vous faire foutre" for strangers or more than one person
(Translation: Go fuck yourselves)

NB Contrary to the belief of others, 'Va' is in fact the correct conjugation of 'aller' in this context, as while it is in second person (usually 'tu vas' = you go), the s is dropped in the imperative form.
Marie: Tu es une salope.

(You are a bitch/slut)

Françoise: Va te faire foutre!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026