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Captain Ussop 

The act of inserting your nose deep into a willing females vaginal cavity, then once your nose is nice and compacted into the pussy you will begin unleashing the full force of your ussop juice straight into your subjects snatch. Make sure that while your in the act of inserting your nose, you say these words before diving in. “I am a brave warrior of the sea... Captain Usopp.”

BONUS: If your SO is alarmed by this action make sure not to stop. It’s very important that you squirt all of your ussop juices into the vagina or else this action could be VERY DANGEROUS.
Yesterday my boyfriend and I got a little wild and he let out a fat captain ussop into me. Not sure I’ll be doing THAT again.
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THE MOST BADASS FUCKING PIRATE ON THIS FUCKING PLANET. SERIOUSLY, THIS MOTHERFUCKER KICKS THE SHIT OUT OF THE PUSSY LUFFY AND ZORO. THIS BRAVE, LONG NOSE MOTHERFUCKER IS THE BEST FUCKING THING THAT GOD HAS EVER CREATED. STAN AN USOPP A DAY AND YOUR "NOSE" WILL GROW 3 INCHES. FUCK.
Woah, look at that badass over there stanning an Usopp
Usopp by Go D. Usopp December 2, 2020

god usopp 

The god of all things. Usopp is eternal. Usopp is amazing. Usopp is my fuckin’ boy! Fuck yeah! My favorite anime character of all time.
Everyone fears the one and only god, God Usopp
god usopp by 200,000,000 berries November 5, 2020
A term used by absolute degenerates whom of which receive sexual gratification from the likes of gore and child pornography, particularly in the form of incest.
Person 1: "I have 7,958 files of Usson on my PC."
Person 2: "You're fucking disgusting. KYS."
Usson by Kyiv King February 14, 2023
bros hes the sexiest best anime character ever
usopp by anonymous July 1, 2021
A fictional character from One Piece. He is the marksmith of the Straw Hat Pirate Crew and is also great friends with the captain, Monkey D Luffy. He is cowardly and timid, but he often displays incredible amounts of courage and strength that surprise both his enemies and allies alike. He also has a very large nose.
Usopp uses a slingshot as a weapon. Usopp loses in the duel with Luffy at Water 7. By the way, if you don't want the plot to be spoiled, don't read the previous sentence.
Usopp by Usopp October 9, 2006
The worshipping of the legendary deity Go D. Usopp.

Worshippers must leave offerings under the shrine of usopp every day to show support for the legendary god usopp
Person A: "I better leave my daily offering to the church of Usopp."

Person B: "Who's Usopp?"

Person A: "Usopp is the all seeing god that we worshippers of Usoppism hail."
Usoppism by The Church of Usoppism December 7, 2021