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7.
urn
A word that sounds quite amusing; whenever you hear the word you must laugh and say, "URN.URN.URN"
Lauren: What is that thing under your chair?

Kelly: that's an urn.

Lauren: Laughs histerically URN.URN.URN.
by maudington July 07, 2009
 
1.
urn
n. vessel of various sizes to preserve ashes of the dead after they are cremated.
The egyptian king was put to his tomb along with his urn.
by Emily Elizabeth May 13, 2003
 
2.
Urn
To urn is to burn up; do away with.

Urn must be spoken in a rather dignified tone.

Other forms: Urned, Urning
"Why darling, I think we have urned the inheritance"
"She urned herself straight into an urn"
"That hussy has urned her hoohah"
by Lady Eleanor Godiva November 22, 2011
 
3.
Short for You Are An Ass (just read the acronym out loud and it sounds like that)
Person: Hi.
Person: URNS.
by BCBR December 03, 2009
 
4.
Urn
A big cup that is filled with a liquid ready to drink and is similar to an elixir because of its incredibly famous thirst quenching ability.

An ornamental vase that is usually put on a pedestal and praised as the fountain of youth.

A great big cup filled with cordial.

Lane Cove Slang.
"Hey John can you get me an urn of cordial...?"
by johnnygun August 21, 2009
 
5.
Urn
Steals stuff, mostly ashtrays. Narcs on Proctor and Wall of Styrofoam to best friend warnica about sideshow.(see warnica)
Urn narc'ed on us and he stole my ashtray. Urn is an asshole.
by jordan December 08, 2003
 
6.
Urn
A large paperweight containing the remains of a deceased being (not necessarily human).
Hand me grandpa's urn so I can stop my papers from blowing away in the breeze of the fan.
by Mike Nelson July 23, 2004