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The dumbass faggots who allow racist, sexist, homophobic, and antisemetic definitions but they don't allow definitions that are actually made out of fun. Number of definitions they have allowed:

Black People
"A loud, ignorant race of people. They're the smelliest people on this planet since they never bother to wash their greasy fried chicken infested hair or any part of their body. Whites will always be superior."

"People who like kool-aid, fried chicken, and watermelon."

Women or Woman
"The useless skin around the vagina."

"The inferior sex."

Man or Men
"Idiots that are the scum of the Earth."

"A male spieces in which porn occupies 90% of his brain."

Now the fun definitions they have allowed that are not racist, sexist, etc.

Women
"We don't get them and we never will. Seriously, how can a woman drive boiling hot wax up her leg to remove hair and still be scared of a spider?"

"I don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die."

FUCK YOU URBAN DICTIONARY EDITORS!!!!!
Me: (reading definitions for black people) Wow, Urbandictionary Editors actually allowed this racist crap on the website.
by tamtam27 October 03, 2010
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Noun; Person who is of high intelligence, and is regarded as one of the most important individuals that had any involvement with slang term lingo. Also, some of the most honorable, and trusting human beings to walk this earth. If ever you should meet another editor, you must bow and kiss their feet. (Just kiddin, ya'all!)
Oh...it feels almost mystical to be an Urban Dictionary Editor...! Poor peasants, never knowing the feel of ultimate power!

(wait...that was supposed to sound "Queen Mary-ish"... So when did I turn "Hitler"? Oh well!"

Smooches! <3
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Ever since the abandonment of the "sign in" only to edit Urban Dictionary submissions, Urban Dictionary editors now only consist of idiot 14 year old teenage girls who decide to never publish any legitimate submissions except their own stupid submissions.

Fuck you.
Sarah: Oh Em Gee! Did you just hear what Mike said about about me? He totally called me out on Twitter. OMG, like I'm so offended.

Jennifer: You know, we should publish that to Urban Dictionary!

Sarah: Oh Em Gee, like what a good idea! Help me write this submission about Mike.

**Mike - A total douchbge. Bigst ahole on the plnet.**

Jennifer: Make sure it gets approved, go to the urban dictionary editors section and approve it.

Sarah: Eww, like what are all these other submissions here wow I'm not approving any of this shit. I'm only approving my shitty definition of mike.
by hi79993 June 02, 2013
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miserable mongoloids who've strayed so far from the purpose of the website with their decisions on what to reject and what to post that its rendered the website useless. if someone wants to actually post an informative urban term it will get rejected unless it contains sexual innuendos , but somehow any douchebag who wants to define their own name to let world know how "cool and amazing they are" will pretty much with 100% certainty get their shit posted. this website is overflowing with useless nonsense and its not even funny anymore. just a testament to the failure of mankind. too bad the mayans were wrong with their prediction of the end of the world because then the space-time continuum would have been rid of this web domain
urban dictionary editors contribute nothing to the zeitgeist and should commit suicide
by fuckurbandictionaryfuckurbandi December 21, 2012
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the gods of The Urban Dictionary. They rule what goes in and are above all others
Yes, brothers. I too am an urban dictionary editor.
by Scandi February 02, 2008
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As an Urban Dictionary editor myself, I was surprised to see some definitions here. We are not trying to deny freedom of speech, but please note that no one but you cares how you define your wife's name. However I am very sorry that sometime retarded words do get posted while respectable words that some of you may have spent time on are rejected. My apologias on the behave of all editors.
All urban dictionary editors should read these definitions so that they may become better at making decisions.

Urban dictionary editors should stop randomly hitting "Don't Publish."
by badgerman5566 January 26, 2011
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Urban Dictionary Editors are people who never accept words, no matter how good they are and how awesome they are. If i try and add a word, there is only a 10% chance that it'll be published, because of decicion making editors. Hell, i don't even think this will be published.
Urban Dictionary Editors: Wow, this word and definition is so awesome. But i am gonna be evil and not publish it. Muhahahahahaha.

Me: Shit.
by Mike Hunt and Mike Hawks July 05, 2009
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