Kid - Yo, I gotta ticket tonight...
Me - Yeh? How was that?
Kid - I got a UPM

Me - WTF is that?
Kid - Unlawful Possession of Marijuana
Me - LOL You got BUSTED stupid!
Kid- STFU
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An abbreviation for the well know line, ultra pro max scholar. This is often used to represent ultra pro max scholars present in the vicinity
Hey look! Its Tanisha, Khushi and Saumya, the upms of this country. They have all achieved joint air rank 1 in JEE advanced, each scoring a perfect full on full for the first time in history. Classic upms traits
by Jai Raynor February 20, 2021
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stands for ultra pro max scholar, a pretty self explanatory abbreviation.

It is often used to address individuals of higher than average intellect, who often are seen topping every single paper that exists on this planet
Hey look, its Tanisha, Khushi and Saumya, they're all such upms'
by Jai Raynor February 20, 2021
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