Beat up the dumb guy 

To jerk off

Yo bro, I am home alone tonight! You know what that means, right? I'm gonna beat up the dumb guy and he can't do anything about it!

Beat up the dumb guy by Bouchman May 18, 2022

doh beat up 

not stressing oneself over a particular situation

person 1- i didn't get to drink any alcohol yesterday

person 2- doh beat up babe

doh beat up by i is d man July 4, 2012

Beat up torta

Refers to a female that shows up to the bar with a crapton of make-up on, usually with a halter top and ready to hook up with any guy around. Usually has the female version of a wingman around in case the freaky deaky happens.

Man, look at those beat up tortas ready for action. We don't even have to buy them a drink.

Beat up torta by DoctorFeelgood April 28, 2009

national beat up day 

beat down for 1 minute straight

hey bro it’s national beat up day

national beat up day by ZeroeXX November 5, 2019

Beat-up bag of dicks

1.) A person who is a real piece of shit.

2.) Someone who sounds less than desirable when heard through Skype.

3.) A douche.

4.) An animal, object, concept, philosophy, etc. that fails at least one time and/or is in a constant state of failure.

5.) Something that smells, sounds, feels, or tastes terrible.

6.) A beaten-up bag-like container containing phalli.

That fucking oil spill is really turning into a beat-up bag of dicks.

Beat-up bag of dicks by A Beat-Up Bag of Dicks May 31, 2010

beat up from the street up 

ragged or trashy appearance

That stripper was beat up from the street up!

beat up from the street up by Joe 344 August 30, 2005

beat up 

1) (v) To injure physically in a fist fight.
2) (v) To have sex with (a woman).
3) (adj) Extremely ugly, as a person.
4) (adj) Old, weather beaten, and in tatters.

Getting beat up by that sumo wrestler and being run down by his beat up '85 Chevy Nova was quite a price to pay for having beat up his crack whore girlfriend, who ended up looking pretty beat up when I finally sobered up. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit popping Vicodin.

beat up by Nick D August 12, 2004