Unwrinkled Bitch 

-non crusty, over the top bitch who’s a hoe with a lot of experience

Person 1: “Ay man what’s good”
Person 2: “Pretty good bro, I got an unwrinkled bitch”
Person 1: “A what?”
Person 2: “Unwrinkled bitch, she much better than that other girl I dated, she was dry”

Of all the women I’ve met, my unwrinkled bitch is the best, she ain’t dry that’s for sure.

Unwrinkled Bitch by Unruley mambisto October 16, 2021

Unwrinkled bitch 

-non crusty, over the top bitch who’s a hoe with a lot of experience and knows what’s up

Person 1: “Ay, what’s good man?”
Person 2: “Nothin much man, life’s great, got an unwrinkled bitch and I’ve never been happier.”
Person 1: “You got a what.”
Person 2: “Oh my unwrinkled bitch, she ain’t dry that’s for sure.”

“I’ll tell ya, out of all the girls I’ve met, none are better than my unwrinkled bitch. She ain’t dry like those other hoes.”

Unwrinkled bitch by Unruley mambisto October 16, 2021

Unwrinkleable

Something which cannot be fully wrinkled. Travel clothing, stuff you can wash easily in a sink, but still wear to dinner in the city.

How is this wrinkled, it's mothereffing unwrinkleable, I bought from Orvis.

Unwrinkleable by funwoody September 17, 2010