Unzipped

A term to describe raw authenticity and vulnerability.

“Girl, he unzipped some rawness on our first date”

“She’s dope, not afraid to unzip her feelings”

Unzipped by Unzipped Intentions July 8, 2020

illusions of unzippedness

A barely recognized but fairly common misperception that one’s fly is always open.

He suffered throughout his life with unrelenting illusions of unzippedness.

illusions of unzippedness by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020

The Great Unwiped 

The greatest of all known poops: one that requires true courage, skill and determination.

Unlike the closely related angel poop, wipeless poop and ninja poop, The Great Unwiped is a rare event by which the pooper is so certain that he or she has just done an angel poop, that the toilet paper is left untouched and the anus, unwiped; the garments are returned to their proper position, and the pooper leaves the bathroom with their head held high.

Thor: One day, I'm going to sit on that porcelain throne, and I'm going to do The Great Unwiped.

Timothy: But Thor, how are you going to know? You might end up as a poopy pants.

Thor: I've heard that you just know, Tim. When the time is right, you just know.

Timothy: I am in awe of your dauntless courage.

The Great Unwiped by Symphonion October 13, 2011

uniwhipped 

When a man is under complete control of a girl (or group of girls) that isn't even their girlfriend. Or to put it simply, when someone is completely whipped, yet is single. In most cases, you may as well remove the mans testicles because they either belong to the chick, or are long gone. In most cases, if caught early, the man can be saved. If not, there's no getting him back.

Wow, Sam does whatever that girl tells him to, and she's not even his girlfriend. He's so uniwhipped.

uniwhipped by thecommittee17 July 13, 2010

Unwhippable 

incapable of being whipped and never will be whipped by anyone

Jeff Chandler is unwhippable.

Unwhippable by Everyone Knows This January 16, 2005

Unzipped Russell 

Refers to the act of removing one's pants and ripping ass on or in the general direction of a person.

"She broke up with me after I gave her the unzipped Russell, I don't see what the big deal is."

Unzipped Russell by Fully Zipped Russell June 20, 2009

unclipped horn 

an uncircumcised penis

If you have an unclipped horn, be sure to clean the lint out of your penis hood.

unclipped horn by Michael J Cox December 3, 2010