The greatest of all known poops
: one that requires true courage, skill and determination.
Unlike the closely related angel poop
, wipeless poop
and ninja poop
, The Great Unwiped is a rare event by which the pooper is so certain that he or she has just done an angel poop, that the toilet paper is left untouched and the anus, unwiped; the garments are returned to their proper position, and the pooper
leaves the bathroom with their head held high.
Thor: One day, I'm going to sit on that porcelain throne, and I'm going to do The Great Unwiped.
Timothy: But Thor, how are you going to know? You might end up as a poopy pants
Thor: I've heard that you just know, Tim. When the time is right, you just know.
Timothy: I am in awe of your dauntless courage.