you don't won. expect the unexpected 

A dumb twitter user who in response saw Donald Trump wins the election, commented this," You don't won. Expect the unexpected"

This idiot's comment was review by Pyrocynical, making it a meme

Pyrocynical,"You don't won. Expect the unexpected"

you don't won. expect the unexpected by Fartlicker777 November 16, 2016

UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA

PLEASE REMOVE ITEM

Me: *Puts random item in bagging area*
Machine: UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA. PLEASE REMOVE ITEM

UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA by Flash Slash June 24, 2019

Unexpectedly 

It’s an adverb and it means in a way that was not expected, anticipated or foreseen. So if something happens totally out of the blue, then it happens unexpectedly.

When offered a second helping of pie Malcolm unexpectedly declined.

Unexpectedly by AKACroatalin December 8, 2016

Unrespectable 

According to Rei, it is another way to say disrespectful.

Stop taking my pencil case. You are very unrespectable.

Unrespectable by Rei_Putin September 12, 2017

sorry! an unexpected error has occurred! 

what happens on myspace when shit messes up.

always happens at the worst time when you REALLY want to log in to your account..... cause OMG you need to see if anyone has commented on your "cool new pix."

damn... another sorry! an unexpected error has occurred! wtf.... i need to click this again, and again, and again!!! sorry my ass!!!

sorry! an unexpected error has occurred! by little ray ray December 29, 2008

Unexpected

The Spanish Inquisition

The Spanish Inquisition were unexpected

Unexpected by Dick smalley November 8, 2019

Unexpected Cream Sniff 

The act of a man jerking off into his girlfriends sock, taking it over to her and putting it on her foot and then taking it off and licking it.

“I unexpected cream sniffed Jennifer yesterday. Her parents kicked me out”
“My man”

Unexpected Cream Sniff by SlangForDays October 21, 2020