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Honey, if we're going out somewhere nice and romantic then to have sex afterwards, I'd appreciate it if you could shave or at least give it a bit of a trim as it's getting a tad unkempt down there..
Unkempt by Halfords lower May 10, 2018

Unkept Vagina 

A secret sect of hippie women with robust bush. Their vulvular values are their own. No one can force them to maintain their vaginal manes.
She refused to trim her bush and we thought she should go dwell with the band of unkept vaginas.
Unkept Vagina by Nym September 12, 2016

Unkept Beaver 

Opposite of a Well Kept Beaver, a vagina in a poor state of up keep, usually meaning long pubic hair and general uncleanliness.
Man, she had such an unkept beaver that I got friction burns on my little soldier!
Unkept Beaver by CaptSkubba February 5, 2009

Unkempt Harold 

The best pistol in borderlands 2 is also good in borderlands 3 for moze
Unkempt harold 🤑🤙

Btw what the fuck is this gif bruh
Unkempt Harold by XintexGames August 8, 2021

Unkept lawn

A pubic region which has been rudely neglected.
Woman starts getting naked by taking top off. Male happy & excited. Woman pulls off undies. Male gasps and takes a step back when the unkept lawn is exposed.
Unkept lawn by Etak_soda September 24, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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