Unemployer 

The company that lays you off but gives you 2 months notice so that you have to come in day in and day out, completely unmotivated and depressed, before you're utterly jobless. You're employed, and yet, unemployed, like how vampires are undead. Who is responsible for this wretched state of being? Your Unemployer.

Man! My unemployer keeps changing my severance package! I can't quit cause I need to collect Unemployment benefits, and they expect my production to stay up! My unemployer is WACKED!

Unemployer by Chi Lai March 3, 2009

unemployment boyz 

A group of hoodlums that trap or scam to make bank

"Look the unemployment boyz just bought another hellcat"
"MFS be posted up at the W in Miami with the squad looking to come up off a scam" - Hoodville

unemployment boyz by GeekALot October 14, 2020

unemployment guilt 

When one feels guilty for doing nothing all day because they are unemployed.

"Hey, how's your day going?"
"Ok - I woke up at 11am but now feel a large amount of unemployment guilt."

unemployment guilt by Shaker'n'Mova May 11, 2009

Senior unemployment moment 

Reaching the age of realization that you are only Big Box greeter employable.

After receiving my 50th rejection letter I had a Senior unemployment moment and knew it was time to apply to where all senior greeters have gone before.

Senior unemployment moment by Phiddy January 5, 2010

unemployment beard 

This is what you have when you neglect shaving for a while, due to being unemployed.

Bob: That's a nice unemployment beard you've got growing there!

Joe: Yeah. I'll make sure and shave as soon as I can get an interview.

unemployment beard by gibberling October 13, 2007

unemployability paradox 

When every posting for a job in a given field requires several years of experience, making it impossible to get a job in that field unless you already have one.

Even Applebee's won't hire a bartender who hasn't worked somewhere else for at least 2 years. This is an impenetrable unemployability paradox!

unemployability paradox by nivekious July 28, 2012

unkempt 

Fucked up; Messed up; Not precise; Messy

"Yo your hair is unkempt as fuck"
"Fuck up, I haven't brushed it, I just woke up"

unkempt by satansson666 June 27, 2014