Uni

That one person's online nickname who always makes them selves seem extremely stupid. They somehow forget both how English works and basic logic simultaneously.

That person is such an Uni, they said the revolutionary war was in 1920!

by OmleQ July 19, 2021

UNIS

i crappy school that blocks everything for no reason

if hell had a name it would be UNIS

by bobbob 31 March 14, 2018

uni

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by AlbertoEinstein69 May 12, 2022

Uni

Being a Uni means being a crosseyed twat who has a hot younger sister. You also game rust every night and eat poops for a living

"You're such an Uni" Hey thats not nice dont call me a cunty twat

by Hóri Klakstein April 17, 2023

Uni

Uni is cute, short, loves cats, and rlly likes talking. 10/10. wont stop talking until you give her food to chew on. Good luck trying to make a Uni shut up most of the time

Person1: Shoot its Uni. Got any food with you?
Person2: *Looks disappointed "shoot. I dont"
Person1: then lets opperate emergency plan A
Person2: What?
Person1: got any "chewable stuff"?
person2: I got a mouldy hotdog.

persin1: perfect.

by Milton_hater December 24, 2021

uni

unlimited nyash institute

Person 1
“oi bro what course you doing at uni”

Person 2
“why you asking about the course are you a nerd”

Person 1
“i mean you’re there to get a degree right”

Person 2
“degree?? what you talking about bro, it stands for unlimited nyash institute”

Person 1
“bro uni sounds good bro can’t wait to go bro”

by Anonymousmatey12 September 1, 2022

UNI

UNI stands for “unneeded information”

“What Lucas had told me was just UNI.”

by Alec_Buts April 19, 2022