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In my 9th grade math class, I had this teacher who went to high school with this guy who was really smart. He would put vocabulary words on our math tests and one day we were all bored in class, so this kid asked the teacher "what is the thing on a Q called?" The math teacher told him to go see his friend and ask him. The kid came back and said "He does know it. It is an 'unctual'."
unctual by Joe Smetona February 26, 2008
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unfactual 

a word commonly used by teabaggers when they have to defend lies and whatever crap that came out of their mouth.

also a new addition to the sarah palin dictionary for mentally retarded people.
Christine O'donnell: I refudiate these unfactual statements.
(when asked why she lied about her education history)
unfactual by obie legrand October 9, 2010
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unfactual 

Not actually a word, but sounds good enough.
You are calling me stupid while using "unfactual".
unfactual by theoxforddicktionary September 3, 2018

unfactualistic 

To be unfactual. People who don't listen, have ears full of shit and a gobfull too. ie. a bullshitter, non-listener, and a self righteuous w*nkstain.
Him (not naming people!): Look at you drama llama
Me: There is no way i'm a drama llama, shut up! Prove it neway!
Him: See!
Me: What that's not proof
Him: Just look at you
Me: shut up you unfactualistic fuck

unfactualistic by darKsparK April 20, 2006

Unctuality

The reality of becoming an unc (old head) or hitting unc status. However while many people refuse to admit they have become an unc, they have. This is used to illustrate the reality of life and aging hitting you faster than expected. Can be used to describe a friend who is only a year older than you.
Just accept your unctuality or damn unctuality really hitting me these days.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026