inescapable phantom 

When you take a large or smelly shit, and the smell follows you for the rest of the evening.

My inescapable phantom kept me from gitting laid.

inescapable phantom by Taylor William Hilmoe December 28, 2008

unsnapable 

When someone leaves the country and is no longer able to communicate using snap chat.

Ciaràn left for China! I miss him and its harder because he is unsnapable! I miss his snap chats!

unsnapable by Lol 😂😂 October 24, 2015

Inescapable Faggotism 

Where regardless of your answer to a question, you will be branded as a faggot.

I don't care what you say, this is inescapable faggotism

Inescapable Faggotism by Kado Uta April 21, 2017

Inescapable 

You're pretty slow if you can't figure out what this word means..

The situation was inescapable
I could not escape it... 'twas inescapable..

Inescapable by Poops McGuire June 30, 2011

uncapable 

Being unable to perform a specific operation due to a sex-related injury or accident.

Kim was uncapable to orally inflate balloons after her accident while fellating a dolphin.

uncapable by Kim Does Speak Bad March 31, 2009

unscalpable 

Native American dominance status by retaining Mohawk after victory in combat. Native Americans would savagely cut the scalp off the head of the defeated enemy. Dead or alive.

The enemy is unscalpable.

unscalpable by Donlover5976 November 13, 2021

inescapableisiticdictionaritical excuses 

Some not very good excuses.

"Like it says on the board, inescapableisiticdictionaritical excuses means they're not very good excuses."

inescapableisiticdictionaritical excuses by ThatRandomPersonYouWalkedPast September 17, 2022