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1) an event that was poorly planned or was seen as being uninteresting so no one shows up for it.

2) any event that goes unnoticed. As compared to a non-event where people show up for the event, but the event is seen as dull or boring.

3) the opposite of an event.
So did you hear we planned this really big party for saturday night and no one came, it was a total unevent
unevent by boikin February 27, 2008
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uneventful 

Joe: How was the business trip?
Jeff: Fairly uneventful.
Joe: Oh, you mean you didn't accidentally end up in bed with your coworker?
uneventful by smart fox November 10, 2016

uneven boobs 

The struggle of having one breast larger than the other. Some people get it bad. Bras are like having one boob that is a turtle in a shell that's too big for it, and the other boob is a hermit crab that had outgrown his shell.
VS employee: we will take your measurements to get you the perfect bra.

person with uneven boobs: OH SURE RIGHT OK YA YOU DO THAT.
uneven boobs by emiliesfo June 17, 2016

lil uneven 

me: im a lil uneven today cuz i drank last night
the name given to some one who has uneven boobs that are big.
"Helen's nickname is uneven"
uneven by kristen December 9, 2004

Uneven Table Top 

When a female has one larger breast and one smaller breast, typically by a large margin.
Brooke has such an uneven table top.
Uneven Table Top by Payners November 6, 2016

uneven settings

an obnoxious thing that stephen says that makes no sense
the uneven settings make this complicated