by Kevin "BUHOO" Vargas August 6, 2019
1) To be so physically unattractive as to resemble someone whose face has been trampled and repeatedly stomped on by a horse.
2) To have a face that visually mirrors the excrement and mud slop found under and between a horse's/mule's hoof.
2) To have a face that visually mirrors the excrement and mud slop found under and between a horse's/mule's hoof.
Jim: Wow, that Ariel is so under the hoof!
Me: Well, that's the main reason poor dude can't get a date.
Me: Well, that's the main reason poor dude can't get a date.
by DirtiDimitri January 29, 2011
After a not so promising day shopping for a new sink Mr. Know-it-all came home and washed his junk in his Under Shlong.
by Aisle 41 December 2, 2013
When someone is very obviously and flamboyantly gay, but they completely deny any homosexual tendencies. Just like if a person were to hide under a carpet, it's very obvious that they are hiding and are doing a completely insufficient job. They are fooling no one.
Gay: "So, I heard you are gay..."
Under the Carpet: "Nooo! Why would you think that. I like
womennnn."
Gay: "Bi?"
Under the Carpet: "whaAttt?"
Gay: "Don't lie to me. I've heard stories."
Under the Carpet: "Whaaat?! Noooo. Nu-uhhh."
Gay: "Oh come onnnnn, you are so gay!"
Under the Carpet: "y....N....no..."
Under the Carpet: "Nooo! Why would you think that. I like
womennnn."
Gay: "Bi?"
Under the Carpet: "whaAttt?"
Gay: "Don't lie to me. I've heard stories."
Under the Carpet: "Whaaat?! Noooo. Nu-uhhh."
Gay: "Oh come onnnnn, you are so gay!"
Under the Carpet: "y....N....no..."
by theknownunknown October 8, 2009
A mispronunciation of "under-appreciated" from the movie Bedtime Stories.
Also, an amalgam of under-appreciated, demeaned, and emaciated, meaning to under-appreciate one who is emaciated and to demean them for being so.
Also, an amalgam of under-appreciated, demeaned, and emaciated, meaning to under-appreciate one who is emaciated and to demean them for being so.
"I felt so under-demeciated when they laughed at me for feeling bloated after eating three french fries and a banana Now-And-Later at the food court."
by daddybfree April 15, 2010
The classiest way to hide your bald genitals; by simply combing your ass hair under your grundle, you can add some fuzz to that bald sack of yours.
Betty would totally had a laughed at my bald sack, I'm so glad Jack showed me how to do the comb under.
by Bip Bip Daniels June 24, 2010
by B-dizzle and J Bird May 8, 2010