unclog the system
to self-felate in order to put an end to constipation, known statement from Bukowsky's "Post Office"
unclog the system by Nuno Berkeley Cotter December 7, 2006
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Unclogging the pipes
1. It is another way of saying male masturbation.
2. Refers to that one clump of constipation blocking up a load of diarrhea.
2. Refers to that one clump of constipation blocking up a load of diarrhea.
Person a: Why were you in the toilet for so long?
Person b: sorry man, was unclogging the pipes.
Person a: That's disgusting.
(Applies to both definitions)
Person b: sorry man, was unclogging the pipes.
Person a: That's disgusting.
(Applies to both definitions)
Unclogging the pipes by Obligatory Dick Joke May 5, 2015
Unclogging
The act of slowly, and cautiously removing your penis from your partners anus. Pain varies on dick size, width, and hardness.
I was unclogging shaniqua.
Unclogging by The Innocent People Unified November 13, 2016
Unclog the drain
To fuck someone who is constipated in the ass and cum, whereby lubricating the anal passages and allowing the backed up shit to drain out.
Unclog the drain by NinjaC0ck69 March 30, 2016
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What you say in a rhythm/beat when you're trying to unclog your sink. Made popular by Charles Green from Angry Grandpa.
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Unclog The Dog by EmJayee November 8, 2018