[Umbanda] 

It's a Afro-Brazilian religion. It is a religion that mixes African and catholic beliefs, created by slaves at the time of brazilian slavery. Its place of origin is in the territory where the municipality of São Gonçalo exists, in the states of Rio de Janeiro.
With orishas tradition ("orixás" in brazil) and spirits of indigenous origin.
Many prejudiced people say that it is a satanic religion, that is a lie, whoever says that has never researched this religion

my religion is umbanda
Umbanda} isn't a [satanic religion

[Umbanda] by New Orleans Python April 13, 2020

unbandaidable

referring to a part of one's body which is unable to support the adhesives on a band-aid due to a natural curvature.

"I sliced the shit out of my elbow and the cut is unbandaidable because every time I bend my elbow, the band-aid flies off uselessly."
"I am so pissed that I cut myself shaving, my knee is completely unbandaidable."

unbandaidable by Samantha (BoomSass!) October 16, 2006

Urbandate

opposite of Urbandouche urbandate is when somone trys to make a definition on urbandictonary about how much they love somebody

Joe: i made jenny an URBANDATE for her birthday
Bob: ...
Bob: nice

Urbandate by Leafman April 18, 2009

Urbandale 

Suberb of Des Moines, Iowa

Home of the Urbandale J-Hawks

A growing city that has held on to its small-town charm.

You can rearrange the letters in "Urbandale" to spell "milf-city"

Urbandale by willywanga April 30, 2009

Urbandale Police 

Police department known for their use and sales of confiscated drugs. To be a cop who has a dildo hidden in his ass found during the rectal cavity search while being booked into jail for having $20,000 worth of stolen meth from the police locker with a hooker in his van.

Sgt. Trimble was a cop for the Urbandale Police until he was busted for having stolen meth from the locker and a dildo up his ass and a hooker in his van.

Urbandale Police by Chief Wiggens March 25, 2005

urbandalism 

-noun
1. a remark, comment, or theory that is absurdly false or idiotic
2. a interpretation of an event in a foolhardy manner
-verb
3. to speak, declare, or express an opinion that is absurdly bogus or unintelligent
-origin
2009, Urbandale, IA

"I heard some great Urbandalism's at work today, you wouldn't believe how stupid these people are."

urbandalism by braseph November 25, 2009

Urbandale Police 

Police Department known for falsifing documents and lying about stops to justify arrest. Also known for repeatedly purjuring themselves in court cases. Department stupid enough to have Sargeant tell officers on cell phones to lie to justify arrest. Also known to whack off during cell phone sex with girlfriends while working and yelling obcentities at their K-9 dog. Also known to sleep at night while working at the Merle Hay Cemetary, top floor of Merle Hay Mall parking ramp, back gate at Living History Farms, behind Perkins, Cobblestone Market, the old police station, hiding their patrol car in their girlfriends garage at her apartment building while sneaking over for a quickie while on duty, hiding their patrol car in their garage at their home while sneaking home for a nap for 3 hours while on dutyat night, under the carport of the office building at 71st and Monroe Ct. then stupid enough to talk about it on their cell phones and be videotaped by anonymous citizens. Also known to be stupid enough to leave chewed-up brick of dope at UHS after K-9 demonstrated search techniques. Which was then recovered by students and smoked as intercepted in their cordless phone call.

You lied to get the warrant. You're such a Urbandale Police and I use the word lightly.

Urbandale Police by Chief Wiggens March 25, 2005