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ultimate punch 

when you simultaneously punch a person with both fists, and kick them in the balls too.
guy1: aw man, did you just see that pillow biter get ultimate punched?! :O
guy2: yeah dude, he took it like a champ!
ultimate punch by Dongslap April 4, 2009

Ultimate Punch 

The act of punching straight forward with both hands and a foot all at the same time. First seen by the eyes of man when Andy Samberg performed it in the movie Hot Rod.

The Ultimate Punch, however, fails to be ultimate because it can never compete with the Falcon Punch.
Guy 1: ULTIMATE PUNCH!

Guy 2: FAL-CONE PAAWWNCH!!

Guy 1: (dies)
Ultimate Punch by damawesome February 19, 2009

ultimate punch 

the act of jumping off a building or high surface, of at least one story or higher, where the human body will NOT reach terminal velocity, and punching someone on the fall down.
"He just screamed Ultimate Punch, then he jumped off the three story building and puched someone who was standing on the ground"
ultimate punch by BallGag October 23, 2009

Ultimate Falcon Punch

its where you scream "FALCON PUNCH" while you fist a girl so hard she lifts off the ground
Dude i just gave charlene an ultimate falcon punch and i gave her a concussion when she hitmthe ceiling

The Ultimate North Star Dragon Fist of the Western Solar Havoc Wind Strike Fear Shattering Chestnut Punch 

LenKu's ultimate move, in which the oppenent is hit with a firery uppercut and then ingulfed in a hurricane of flames, immobilizing them.
"Dude, is LenKu still trying to hit people with that ridiculous attack?"
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"That attack takes way to long to say...By the the time your done yelling it your to out of breath to actually do it."