ukered 

If you do that, you are ukered- basically, a polite word for f8cked...firsr heard in the West of England, much used in the woodworking dept of City of Bristol College by the tutors..''your'e ukered'' means ''your'e in trouble with that job now, e.g, if timber is cut too short, or some other serious error made, or of a power cut descends, while you have a lot of machining to do....your'e ukered. It also means ''screwed'', as in, things not going well, a spanner in the works.
Ukered has never been heard elsewhere, and seems to be used mainly in the Bristol area, U.K.

''Did you not double check your measurements? you've cut this too short, it's ukered... '' ''You broke the bandsaw...we are all ukered til it gets fixed'' ''you'll be ukered if the timber delivery doesn't arrive today, as the work needs to be marked by the end of the week''

ukered by Green oak December 31, 2011

ukkers 

A way of describing someone or something that's ugly

It's sometimes also used from a person who has given 'head' multiple times

" ew, that girl over there is ukkers "
" Tom is the seventh boy she's given head too, she ukkers "

ukkers by SKA and T-IH-B March 1, 2016

ukelele 

The sexual act of inserting your reproductive organ into the instrument most commonly referred to as the ukelele, and then playing the instrument. After playing the instrument with the reproductive organ inside, you would then be presented the options of either going super saiyan, or become gay. Naturally, the gay option is selected. After that, you would get the power of summoning rainbows at will, so like any smart person, you would summon the rainbow so that the end of it is positioned right in front of you. At the end of the rainbow you just summoned, you would find a tiny midget man that's willing to grant wishes. After you select your wish, the midget man will in fact not grant you your wish, but instead give you a ukelele. With this ukelele, the entire sexual act could be reenacted.

Guy 1 : I think I'm gonna go do the ukelele today.

Guy 2 : Sure, but can I watch?
Guy 1 : Only if you are willing to do it with me.

ukelele by TheOGDefinerOfWords August 23, 2016

ukeme

Ukeme means is an akwaibom name that means ability

Ukeme obong_God's ability

ukeme by Aphrodite 25 February 9, 2020

Uneke

Girls name which instills beauty and passion among the world

Uneke is amazing

Uneke by thelittlegt June 22, 2011

ukelelesakadore 

to be energetic,, crazy,, nd weird.

“oh myyy,, stop doin thattt! you’re sooo ukelelesakadore smh.” Or “loll,, i can tell you’re pretty ukelesakadore...”

ukelelesakadore by aylin22fertiz March 26, 2019

Rusty Milkbox Ukelele

The opposite of the Rusty Trombone, in which the recipient is female. Basically, the male (or female) licks the receiving girls asshole while fingering her.

Man, she gave me a Rusty Trombone so I had to return the favor. I spun that bitch around, got down on my knees and gave her a Rusty Milkbox Ukelele.

Rusty Milkbox Ukelele by noxymann April 20, 2009