Seeing her puts you in a dilemma: are you attracted to Ms. Uglyhott? Or are you not? Its a hard word to describe, but once you've seen an uglyhott, you KNOW an uglyhott.
"look at Sissy: she's SO orange. But she has big boobs. UGLYHOTT."
"Bro, you see that girl over there? She's SO HOTT. "Ehhh, idk bro? Her ass looks like a deflated balloon and she's got pit stains. Uglyhott."