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Ubertoast 

Ubertoast is essentially toast that is "better". It is like regular toast, but has been made into ubertoast thanks to a special toasting process known only by seven elderly Mongolian warriors living in Senegal.

Due to its uber-ness, only a few people are capable of eating ubertoast; among these are Chuck Norris, Mr. T and Christopher Walken. The toast is also so uber that, when saying the word out loud, you must shout it, as in "UBERTOAST!!!"
NOOB: Gee, I really love toast! Hey, what's this "ubertoast"?

CHUCK NORRIS: It's not "ubertoast", it's "UBERTOAST!!!" And you're not powerful enough to eat the UBERTOAST!!!

NOOB: Oh yeah? Watch me!

(Noob eats the ubertoast and his head asplodes)
Ubertoast by Lordnecronus December 11, 2009
The top cat of a pride of felines; an alpha cat.
The current ubergàto led the alley cat glee club; after which they all went out for tuna.
ubergàto by Chili Dog Bravo August 5, 2004

ubertool 

Come from the words uber (meaning: huge, large, stupendous) and tool (meaning: nob, penis, prick). If someone is an ubertool, they are a huge prick.
Wow. He's such an ubertool.
ubertool by Jodie Lee January 10, 2006

ubertomorrow 

A word for describing 'the day after tomorrow' because there is no such word.
A: How 'bout going to the club tomorrow?
B: Nah, I'm at my girlfriend's parents BBQ tomorrow. How 'bout ubertomorrow?
A: Yeah, That's mighty fine with me.
ubertomorrow by spaztee December 24, 2007

UberGoober 

N. Compound with two subsets:
(1) OO'-ber: Extreme; Supreme; Ultimate; Being in or attaining the greatest or highest degree; very intense.
(2) GOO'-ber: (slang) Term of endearment for 'Friend'; A person whom one knows, likes, and trusts.
Mark J. Peters is THE UberGoober.
UberGoober by : ) April 11, 2003

Ubertoodle

When you play with your genitals and scream "UBERTOODLE"!!!
Man, I was ubertoodling all night last night. I love to ubertoodle.

uberstolt 

(noun/adj) Online content that has been modified and/or redistributed so many times it has become viral for its imperfections as much as its original intent.

Also, a meme within a meme (within a meme...etc.)!
This meme is so uberstolt that it looks like a Picasso got cropped by an epileptic with fabric sheers.
uberstolt by ReasonBot January 30, 2021