uberfriend: a Facebook friend who has more than 746 other friends, all of them acquired by:
a) adding their entire highschool and
b) adding their entire college graduating class and
c) adding any person they ever had a drink with (anywhere) and
d) adding the 20-30 friends they actually talk to on a regular basis
Giselle is an uberfriend. She only added me because I was in her book report group in Grade 9.