would-u 

The “would-u” is a fraction of one….
The “would-u” is an edible entity,
The “would-u” is part of an ancient English social activity (well, of a sort!)
The “would-u” is the last piece of food on the plate.

Take a group of English individuals in a social setting;
apply a selection of nibbles on a plate, and watch each and every morsel (but one) be devoured.
Yes, all but one…
As the nibbles gets less and less, there will be only one left.
At this point it becomes something more than its parts – it becomes the “would-u”.

As the “would-u” it seems to gain some magic kudos… It NEVER gets eaten… (well, in its entirety… anyway).

It may get broken in half, but still it is a “would-u”.
It may get its topping removed, but it is still a “would-u”.
It may end up being half of a half of a half, but still as a former shadow of what it and its fellow nibbles were, still the “would-u” remains…

would-u by cool-chindogu August 3, 2011

Would u rather eat a raw egg? 

The almighty question of asking for the action of the devouring of a raw egg.

Wanna go down 8 vic later??
nah what would you do if i said would u rather eat a raw egg?

Would u rather eat a raw egg? by Leo mclenan November 19, 2022

i would tag u in a maggu 

"I would tag u in a maggu"
If someone says this to you, it means they're attracted to you and they think that you're super attractive.

Oliver: "Hey"
Riley: "Hey, what do you think of my looks?"
Oliver: "I would tag u in a maggu"
Riley: "Thanks.."

i would tag u in a maggu by ¢яα¢кнєα∂ April 26, 2020

i can show u the world 

i can show you the worlddd :)

A WHOLE NEWW WORLDDDDDD A NEW FANTASTIC POINT OF VIEWWWW

ahahah slay

i can show u the worldddd, shining shimmering splendid

i can show u the world by Aladdin_showutheworld February 21, 2023